Well, the joke I posted the other day came true!
There I was, about to take a shower, when a knock came at the door. I froze...who could it be?? After waiting a few minutes, hoping whoever it was had gone away, I went to the door and found....ok, so it wasn't a card with a scripture verse written on it, nor was it a minister from my church who had come. Instead there was a Jehovah's Witness magazine on my front door, so obviously it was JW door-to-door missionaries, but hey, close enough, right?
Lol...the funniest jokes are always the most true to life!